Any ideas? I was checking my spam folder for mistakenly trapped emails (there were none) and this spammy subject caught my eye.

10 Things to Say to a Naked Woman

I was afraid to open it -- no need to go blind or anything, but it got me to wondering. What 10 things should you say to a naked woman? No, I don't think your butt looks big I mean really, what else besides the blindingly obvious, of course.


Although, actually, I think I care more about 10 things to say to a naked man. 1) Wow, that's big! 2) Bring that six pack over here

What else?

All right. That's it for now. I have to go work.

Labels: procrastination