Hoist them mainsails! [Piercing whistle] Hard a lee, ya flamin' son o bilgewater. You be walking the plank if you don't hand o'er the map. Bring the Lass here. Avast there! Cut line. Ohh-arggh. [Sqawking parrot: Pieces of Eight Pieces of Eight] Send the gunner to the -- Fire! [Sound of cannon shot]

A hit, cap'n!

Arghh! I kin see it's a hit you lily livered maggot. First mate! Show our colors to the frigate. Ahoy there!

I just now remembered today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and I wanted to do my part. I feel much better.